Derek Peters is widely believed to have been born sometime in the early 90's. However, since he spent the majority of his childhood wandering through the Siberian taiga, his exact origins are unknown. He was raised primarily by a pack of wolves who embraced him as their own. They named him "Grrrawh," which translates to "One who does many cool things but doesn't brag about them, even though he totally could." Against all odds, despite not speaking the human tongue or having any knowledge of the world beyond the dense, cold forrest of the taiga, Derek scored exceedingly high on his ACT test and was accepted to DePaul University. He changed his name to "Derek," after a brief encounter with British paleolithic archeologist, Derek Roe. In the future, Derek hopes to live his life according to characteristics of a Hemingway Code Hero as well as finally finish a crossword puzzle.
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